From spam: upgrade your account

I received this message in the spam folder of one of my addresses (yes, I read my spam folder, because it's fun):

Dear account users,

Our Webmail Database Upgrading is currently going on. This Message is Very Important. We are very concerned with stopping the proliferation of spam. We have implemented Sender Address Verification (SAV) to ensure that we do not receive unwanted email and to give you the assurance that your messages to Message Center have no chance of being filtered into a bulk mail folder.

To help us re-set your password on our database after the Upgrading of our database, you must respond to this e-mail and enter your current email address in Full Please fill out the Form below with the correct user name and password,If you are the owner of this account, our message center will automatically confirm your Account, including the secret question and answer immediately,we apologize for the inconvenience this may cause you.We assure you quality service at the end of this maintenance.

Full Names:

Username:

Password:

confirm Password:

Our Webmail Database Upgrading software is a fast, lightweight application which makes it quick and easy to access your Account. Failure to provide your usernameand password will render your account inactive from our database.

Thanks you for using our webmail service.

Webmail Database Upgrading Unit.

[If this text is under copyright (by the Webmail Database Upgrading Unit. for instance) I am rightfully using it to support my parody.]

Dear user of your account

This is about your account. You know about your account, so there is no need for us to tell you more. We will upgrade your account with some very nice new features that will improve your experience as user of your account. Among them, our new SAV service will ensure that you will no longer receive messages from us, because they will be correctly labeled as spam, rendering your account in fact useless.

In short, please provide us with the user name for the account that you know we are talking about, together with your password, that although in plain text and visible, you will have to, however, confirm. Failure to provide us with the required information will lead to inability to use the account whose information you have provided, although we have no idea what account we are talking about. It is true that compliance with the requests of this message will also greatly worsen your ability to use the account as well as your image in front of the people that will receive spam directly from your address.

Thank you for letting us use your emailing services

Also, thank you for using Webmail services. We really hope you are, otherwise you may actually realize we are taking a shot in the dark (we do actually have a good chance you know?).

Have fun with your account, now upgraded with spamming ability!

The Certified Unit that Securely Manages the Upgrade of your Spam - sorry, Account.